Oh yeah this is awesome! Look!
First, here's a link to a certain XKCD-strip. The message is so true.
Now read this Cracked-article.
Do you get it? It's totally web-flirting right there! This kinda made my day (but not as much as a .bat-file).
Listening to: Still Tracy Chapman - She's Got Her Ticket (I do! I have my ticket! I'm gonna fly away!)